Bat Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a computer?
....Love at first byte!!

Why do Vampires drink blood ?
....Because coffee keeps them awake all night!!

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to knock it off and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

Okay, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good," said the first bat, "Because I DIDN'T!"

Why are vampires crazy?
....Because they're often batty!!

What boats do vampires like most?
....Blood vessels!!

Mother vampire to son:
Hurry up and eat your breakfast before it clots!!

What do you get if you cross an ice cube with a vampire?
....Frost bite!!

What did the bat say to the witch's hat?
....You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while!!

What do you get if you cross a bat with a banana?
....A banana that hangs upside down!!

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a dwarf?
....A little sucker!!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Bat!
Bat who?
Bat you'll never guess!!

Why do bats fly at night?
....Because they can't drive!!

What do you get if you cross a mummy with a vampire?
....A flying bandage!!